tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post5745279655816387645..comments2024-03-17T09:45:18.725-07:00Comments on Let's Make Fun of all the Clothes from Famous Original Beverly Hills, 90210: Season 2; Episode 13 - Halloween: I'M ALIVE. And So Is Scott. But Not For Long. Also, Reminder: Please Don't Rape, Or Attempt To Rape, Anyone. Because That Makes You A Giant Piece Of Shit On Multiple Levels.ModCamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13971961660272315908noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-80497665541700742802015-10-28T14:29:34.113-07:002015-10-28T14:29:34.113-07:00I powered through to get to this episode since, yo...I powered through to get to this episode since, you know, it's Halloween season and all. :) <br /><br /><i>He tosses on a cape</i><br /><br />I love that "dressing up as Dracula" constitutes putting on a cape. <br /><br /><i>Look, I like raisins</i><br /><br />Nobody likes raisins. They're not nature's candy, they're the devil's fruit. <br /><br /><i>Stupid "scary" music plays as we get a shot of kids trick-or-treating on some street.</i><br /><br />I'm always routinely bummed out when real Halloween fails to look like TV Halloween, with kids in costumes as far as the eye can see and music playing from...somewhere. <br /><br /><i>I didn't realize Scott went to Oklahoma over the previous summer and became fucking Huck Finn. </i><br /><br />Ahahaha! Nicely done. <br /><br /><i>here's an unsettling bit of trivia for you: dude will play Kelly's actual rapist at the end of Season 9. </i><br /><br />That's...bizarre. Like, was he a producer's assistant on the show or something, making extra cash as an extra, or just an aspiring actor who managed to circle back around to the show twice?<br /><br /><i>"They said that you told them if they got separated from you they should go right back to the last place they remember."</i><br /><br />Which, of course, only works if Brandon & Emily can remember every place they've been that night...<br />Austin Gortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-25735243137321730342015-06-28T12:07:50.226-07:002015-06-28T12:07:50.226-07:00Paula Poundstone. I never thought she was funny an...Paula Poundstone. I never thought she was funny and you're dead on about her clothes! Didn't she get in trouble for a abusing her adopted kids or something. And yes, watch LA Story immediately!Beckihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13401669112299558894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-11092658357529030312015-06-18T16:15:53.612-07:002015-06-18T16:15:53.612-07:00I just remember Brandon and Emily making out like ...I just remember Brandon and Emily making out like obnoxious trolls at Scott's house right before he shot himself to death. I think he made the correct choice.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14418714358430573459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-51252604315661979112015-06-17T12:03:25.322-07:002015-06-17T12:03:25.322-07:00"Tiny balls" is right. The Jimmy most d..."Tiny balls" is right. The Jimmy most definitely had tiny balls.<br /><br />I'm glad your daughters never dressed like high-class madams, Becki. That's some good parenting. You mostly certainly have 87-up on Jackie Taylor. ModCamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13971961660272315908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-58460955035364291312015-06-17T12:01:16.283-07:002015-06-17T12:01:16.283-07:00Totally with you on Donna's costume being = to...Totally with you on Donna's costume being = to Kelly's in the revealing department. I guess we were just never supposed to see Donna as "hubba-hubba" until the later seasons, when that mess was shoved down our throats.<br /><br />SUPER excited for the U4EA ep. And also creepily excited for the next one, because tragedies really get me going. ? I have no idea.ModCamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13971961660272315908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-17279670712700684532015-06-16T16:19:20.457-07:002015-06-16T16:19:20.457-07:00Carly hasn't seen L.A. Story in many, many moo...Carly hasn't seen L.A. Story in many, many moons, but should really get on that for obvious reasons. I do remember loving SanDeE*, though, and not-so-secretly desired to add some kind of symbol, like an ampersand or an open parenthesis to the end of my name.<br /><br />I do recall all of that Paula Poundstone grossosity, and thought she had faded away into oblivion. I never found her to be particularly funny and mostly her clothes made me want to yack, even at a young age.<br /><br />If you don't buy those shoes, I will, for a wedding I have to attend next month. GLORIOUS. They also would've gone splendidly with Brenda's costume.<br /><br />Your The Jimmy/Kelly/Seinfeld/90210 mash-up made every single one of my lives, Rach. Like, that's some next level shit right there, and I thank you for it.<br /><br />(Also: I PRAY TO MOSES I get the next one up in a much shorter amount of time than the last. Seriously, summer is so g-d busy with all the weddings, parties, showers, Satanic rituals (I wish) there are to attend. Why doesn't the universe understand that all I want in the world is to drink sparkling wine and drunkenly make fun of Steve's not-found-in-nature, wig-like mane? Oh, because the universe knows I'm a loser and is trying to help a broad out? I see. Anyway, I will do everything in my power to give you a really sad, poorly worded and profanity-filled birthday gift.)ModCamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13971961660272315908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-15832753806570323212015-06-14T12:44:47.270-07:002015-06-14T12:44:47.270-07:00Rach, Becki loves LA Story! It's one of Becki&...Rach, Becki loves LA Story! It's one of Becki's favorite movies!Beckihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13401669112299558894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-55587105964788298862015-06-05T12:01:02.658-07:002015-06-05T12:01:02.658-07:00I am so overstimulated by the combination of final...I am so overstimulated by the combination of finally seeing this post published, the sheer brilliant humor within, my ungodly love for Brenda and Dylan and their impeccable fashion, and a heavy dose of U4EA I just mainlined that I'm just going to spew thoughts. <br /><br />1) I like how the palm trees are attached like an asterisk to the "U4EA" episode title on the DVD. I now prefer to think that the drug is actually spelled with silent palm trees at the end. Kind of like Sarah Jessica Parker's character in one of my favorite movies of all time, "LA Story" where she says her name is Sandy and then spells it "Big S, small a, small n, Big D, small E, big E and there's a star at the end." SanDeE* is my spirit animal because she likes pointing and spinning on the beach.<br /><br />2) BAHAHAHA thank you for the Jackie Harris tumblr. That's my new spirit animal.<br /><br />3) Cindy's short tie is the opposite of my spirit animal. Also, do you remember when Paula Poundstone was found guilty of felony child endangerment in connection with driving while intoxicated with children in the car and when she was charged with lewd acts upon a child under 14? Well, I do. And every time I hear her on "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me" (yes, I'm an NPR nerd) I wonder what kind of magician PR person she had to somehow sweep all that under the rug.<br /><br />4) I learned a new vocabulary word, "coir". Thanks for that.<br /><br />5) Every time you mention Kelly's tiny mouth hole an angel gets its wings.<br /><br />6) Throwing eggs at someone's car isn't funny. It's vandalism. And it's squandering eggs which is a shame. Unless they're human eggs in which case, I wish more people would squander them. <br /><br />My birthday is at the end of July. I don't want anything more than another post from you. And some really great green shoes, like these: http://www.modcloth.com/shop/shoes-heels/s-marvelous-heel-in-evergreen.<br /><br />Finally, some dialogue that should have been used in this episode:<br /><br />Rapist: "You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you."<br /><br />Kelly: "Aaaaaahhh! He is?!"<br /><br />Jimmy: "Oh yeah!. Jimmy's been watching you....you're just Jimmy's type."<br /><br />Kelly: "AAaaaaahhh! Really?"(giggles)<br /><br />Jimmy: "Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy hem ..doesn't really know anyone."<br /><br />Kelly: "Oh! well I'd like, like to get to know him."<br /><br />Jimmy: "Jimmy would like to get to know you. And rape you. And blame you for it."<br /><br />Aaaaaaand, scene.Rachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01362231287605031641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-33235091855053980912015-06-02T17:05:21.184-07:002015-06-02T17:05:21.184-07:00Adam P, I believe that Jason Priestly and Christin...Adam P, I believe that Jason Priestly and Christine Elise were a couple for quite a while.Beckihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13401669112299558894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-67411978540663114282015-06-01T20:16:38.759-07:002015-06-01T20:16:38.759-07:00What sometimes bugged me about this episode (excel...What sometimes bugged me about this episode (excellent recap Carly! almost worth the wait) is that Donna's mermaid costume is about as revealing as Kelly's witch costume...minus access to parts south, but it's still a bikini top. I guess no one thought Donna was sexy enough to invite sexual assault...<br /><br />That DVD still of Steve is scary as hell, but look at the amazing episodes on this disk! We all know BH90210 peaked when Emily doused the float with gasoline, and started baking cakes laced with drugs (oh, Brenda).<br /><br />But yes, Brenda's blaming the victim while she's in tears was about the worst thing Brenda did on the show to my mind. Considering how much more awful every other character was, this isn't so bad.<br /><br />Ahhhndrea really got the short stick in this episode. I wonder if originally they had her showing up at the Walsh's house with kids instead of Emily, but Jason Priestly got Emily to fill in the role and they went with it? They were dating when this aired, right? More Emily less Ahndrea! <br /><br />I can't wait for U4EA when a shirtless Brandon comes on to Ahndrea. Am I remembering that right? Please don't make me wait until 2016!Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14418714358430573459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-74550424036360753262015-06-01T17:13:32.356-07:002015-06-01T17:13:32.356-07:00Loved the Ladies Of The FLDS Church 2015 Calendar!...Loved the Ladies Of The FLDS Church 2015 Calendar! I was pissing myself laughing!Beckihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13401669112299558894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-55555778588287799912015-06-01T17:12:44.873-07:002015-06-01T17:12:44.873-07:00Excellent recap! I never cared for this episode ve...Excellent recap! I never cared for this episode very much, but your recap makes up for it. Ok, yes, my daughters are 20 and 24 years old, and Hells No! I wouldn't have let them dress like Kelly. Even when my kids were out of high school, they didn't dress nothing like Kelly. Actually the 20 year old loves Disney, so she usually dressed as a Disney Princess in high school and college. My 24 year old was usually working at Sonic every Halloween night since high school so she didn't ever dress up. Kelly's costume looked like something from a Fredericks of Hollywood catalogue from the 1980's, that a poor housewife would order to seduce her husband. Saying that, she still didn't deserve almost being raped. And if the Jimmy had placed his finger near my mouth, I would have bit it while I kneed him in his tiny balls. Ok what pissed me off about this episode was Donna stupid costume, I think it made me angrier than Brenda trying to slut shame Kelly. Just the logistics of wearing the costume to begin with grated my nerves. And yes, Brenda and Dylan had the best costumes. For Steve, a paper bag over the head would have been a good costume choice, he could have went as the unknown comic. (God I'm old!). The bag would have covered his face and he could have had an excuse of "I'm the unknown comic" as a costume choice. That eyeliner pencil moustache, made me what to vomit more than I normally do when I see steve. I remember also the stupid sound effects in this episode whenever someone picked up a costume. And raisins, I'm sorry I don't care for them, and if I were a kid, I would have opened the box and threw each raisin into Cindy's face,for pissing me off for not giving me candy! Beckihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13401669112299558894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8126778542046896978.post-22858310649563300862015-05-31T21:20:18.437-07:002015-05-31T21:20:18.437-07:00can't wait to read, btw let's save this li...can't wait to read, btw let's save this link one for the upcoming episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo1WLIVld1Qdimi19https://www.blogger.com/profile/11055908964651183501noreply@blogger.com