Have a look-see: Part 1; Part 2.
And now you're all caught up and can dive into Part 3 with vim and vigor and dread because Steve is a true piece of shit within the first ninety seconds. Check it!
We open with these two in the middle of a conversation and Steve laughing like a goon and saying, "What? Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that you and Donna still haven't done the nasty?" I want off this planet. For a variety of reasons but let it be known that this right here was my coup de grâce.
Buffoon David asks buffoon Steve to keep his voice down: "It's not that I don't want to. It's just that Donna wants to wait until she's married." Steve, a pig, responds, "Then what's the problem? If this girl Nikki wants it from you, which personally makes me question her sanity, then go for it." What a grand friend to Donna, someone to whom we've been told he's been close for many years. With friends like him, you should probably voluntarily commit yourself to an institution to undergo extreme psychological analysis and gain the tools to extract such toxicity from your life for good.
Unfortunately, he's far from done: "First of all, Donna may wanna be a virgin until she's married, but finally, when she decides to do it, she's not gonna want some inexperienced bozo. And second, Donna is in Paris, remember? She's probably got French dudes crawlin' all over her." After David insists Donna would never do that - bang someone behind his back...you know, like he's going to do to her several times over during the course of the series - Steve puts on an exaggerated French accent and advises, "While ze cat is away, ze mice will play." I'll bet you if Steve got a brain scan, nary a gyri or sulci could be found. Also: I'm offended not only on behalf of French people everywhere, but also humanity as a whole.
From a few yards away, Brooke appears: "Steve! Game time!"
Steve, the lamest man to ever walk to the earth: "Ooo, excuse me, lame-o. I've got some scoring of my own to do. Mm!" Let us know how that turns out for you, you definition-of-shame-come-to-life.
And then he and his not at all a 17-year-old boy's torso run toward Brooke and head to their match up.
