Monday, August 11, 2025

Part 4 of Season 3, Episode 6: Castles in the Sand - Pour one out for summer episodes; the Beverly Hills Beach Club; Worthless Henry; and the time in your life before you heard David Silver whisper-sing the words "I love to touch."

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(Before devouring Part 4, catch all the way up with Part 1 ; Part 2 ; and Part 3 .) Just as within the show, in real life, I'm done with...
Sunday, August 3, 2025

Part 3 of Season 3, Episode 6: Castles in the Sand - The satisfaction you'll feel at the end of this one far outweighs the mundanity (sand castle psychosis), the deceit (get all the way bent, Dylan and Kelly), and the stupidity (Steve cosplaying Jim while wearing a clown's wig on the back of his neck) that come with it.

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In case you need to catch up on your summer reading: Part 1 is here ; Part 2, right here . Garbage Person Brooke's reign of ethnocentris...
Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Part 2 of Season 3, Episode 6: Castles in the Sand - Come for the gals' timeless beach looks; stay for Brandon bringing down the hammer on Brooke's verbal hate crimes...and then his boner gets in the way and it all goes to hell, so thanks for nothing, Minnesota.

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If I don't keep writing this nonsense, I might just cry...more so.  So Tag Team, we're back again.  We're going to check it AND ...
Monday, July 21, 2025

Part 1 of Season 3, Episode 6: Castles in the Sand - Set to the tune of "Islands in the Stream," right? Because I'm not going to be the only fucking one with that song stuck in my head as I write this thing.

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It's been a beat.  Lots going on; none of it good. So let's not waste a minute more in the hellscape that is our current reality and...
Sunday, June 1, 2025

Part 4 of Season 3, Episode 5: Shooting Star / American in Paris - Smell ya later, Simulation France; the non-sex-having Real Doll that is Rick (for now); any and all references to the movie Casablanca; and most importantly, my stomach lining after enduring all three of those things - I hardly knew ye.

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Thank the antichrist, we're nearing the end of these summer episodes.  I'm over it: over the gruesome twosome of Dylan and Kelly, sO...