Friday, March 29, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 14 - East Side Story: Brandon's Furrowed Brow Of Self-Righteousness Makes Its Triumphant Return. And I Begin To Think That Shooting Yourself In The Breadbasket Isn't Such A Bad Idea.

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In which Brandon continues his streak of...not being so bad? Like, I don't want to claw his rouge-highlighted cheeks off or anything. T...
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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 13 - Slumber Party: How Many Times Can I Type The Words "Slumber Party" In One Post? INFINITY.

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SIIIIIIIIGH. THIS  one. As I said at the end of my previous post, this episode was my bag when I was younger. I loved it. Because apparentl...
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 12 - One Man And A Baby: The Worst Thing About This Episode? Not Brandon!

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Let me preface this one by saying: I don't have a full-on hate-boner for Brandon this episode. I actually kind of feel for the guy sinc...
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Monday, February 25, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 11 - B.Y.O.B.: Drunk Brandon Sucks More Than Sober Brandon. I Know. I Didn't Think That Was Possible, Either.

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What could make Brandon an even more intolerable piece of shit? Drunk driving!   And then after putting countless lives in danger, what cou...
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Saturday, February 16, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 10 - Isn't It Romantic? BRENDA + DYLAN = 4EVA, Y'ALL.

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In which our (okay, my) beloveds get together. Finally. After what feels like INFINITY X 27 GOJILLION INFINITIES. Oh, and of course Brandon...
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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 9 - The Gentle Art Of Listening: Get Ready To Hop In The Shower After This One, Guys.

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In which Doogie Howser's girlfriend gets repeatedly raped by The Chaddiest Chads In All Of Chadville. This whole episode's kind of ...
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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 8 - Seventeen Year Itch: This Entire Episode Gives Me The Willies.

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In which Cindy totally fucks another dude. Unfortunately, it's only in her mind. Let's do this thing.  We open with...thi...
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