Sunday, December 8, 2013

Season 1; Episode 22 - Home Again: You'll Most Likely Be Emptying The Contents Of Your EVERYTHING After Witnessing AHHHHHNdrea's Excruciating Seduction Of Brandon. Keep Several Toilets Nearby.

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So. Here it is. The final (POINTLESS) episode of Season 1 of Beverly Hills, 90210 . Aren’t you like, BEYOND MEGA EXCITED??? No? Not at all?...
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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 21 - Spring Dance: A Little Piece Of Me Died While Writing This One. Namely, My Female Anatomy. Because Steve, Steve's Coif, Steve's Personality And Steve's Existence In The World.

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Aaaaaaaand, here we go. The Penultimate. The Only One Besides "Isn't It Romantic?" That Anyone Cares About This Whole Bloody ...
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Monday, October 7, 2013

Programming Note: I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN! But Really, FUCK YOU Guy At Disneyland Whose Contaminated Sneezy Droplets I Walked Into While In Line For Pirates Of The Caribbean. Because You Failed To Cover Your Mouth. Because You're A Pig-Dog.

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Ahh. This picture of These Hot Sluts will take the pain away. I'm certain everyone's been waiting with bated breath and/or ha...
Monday, September 9, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 20 - Spring Training: If You Don't Have Time To Read This, Here's A Sypnopsis: Everyone Associated With Youth League Sports Is God Awful. And Yes, That's What This Entire Episode Amounts To.

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In which I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE. We've truly hit a new low here, people. A plot about the politics of Little League baseball??...
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Friday, August 2, 2013

Programming Note: NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo. But Sadly, Yes.

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The Bane Of My Existence Like my Forever Nemesis Brandon Walsh, I'll make this short: because I am a lazy snatch-dog, all of ...
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Sunday, July 28, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 19 - April Is The Cruelest Month: I Would Say July Is The Cruelest Month. Since That's The Month I Had To Recap This Crap-Ass Episode.

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In which I desperately try to not to call Matthew Perry's "Roger Azarian" character any variation of "Chandler Bing,...
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Saturday, July 6, 2013

Season 1; Ep. 18 - It's Only A Test: Of My Patience. Get It? No? Whatever. I Don't Have The Energy. Enjoy This Soul-Sucking Episode. That's All I Got.

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In which...whatever. This thing took me FOR.EV.ER. to finish. Obviously. But THANK ALL THE HEAVENS, it's just this one, and then four m...
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