Monday, July 27, 2015

Season 2; Episode 14 - The Next Fifty Years: Of My Life Will Be Spent Coming Up With New Ways Of Saying "Steve's Hair Is A Sinister Underworld Filled To The Brim With Excrement" And "I Really Fucking Hate Brandon." Read On For The Most Recent Additions To My List.

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(First and foremost, I'd like to send a birthday shout-out to the one and only Rach! A ride-or-die kind of a broad who's been an im...
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Sunday, May 31, 2015

Season 2; Episode 13 - Halloween: I'M ALIVE. And So Is Scott. But Not For Long. Also, Reminder: Please Don't Rape, Or Attempt To Rape, Anyone. Because That Makes You A Giant Piece Of Shit On Multiple Levels.

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In which let's ignore the fact that I haven't been very attentive to the blog over the last infinity (real time: 3 months) and inst...
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Monday, May 25, 2015

BREAKING: Or, Just Me Giving You An Update.

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ZOMG THE WRITING'S DONE. I just made procrastination my bitch.  Except not at all, because I haven't posted a recap since Feb...
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Saturday, May 9, 2015

BREAKING: More Lies. Probably.

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Firstly: Dudes.  I'm sorry.  (Because I know all of you wait around with bated breath for new blog posts.   Shut up, Carly, you self-ce...
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Sunday, March 29, 2015

BREAKING: But Not Really.

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(I posted this filthy lie early last week on social media.* I had the intention of blowing through the writing of the "Halloween...
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Saturday, February 28, 2015

Season 2, Episode 12 - Down And Out (Of District) In Beverly Hills: I DON'T CARE.

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(Almost a three-month hiatus? Not too shabby.  I seriously don't even know what happened, you guys.  Wait.  No.  That's a lie.  A...
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Sunday, December 7, 2014

Season 2; Episode 11 - Leading From The Heart: You Will Probably Think A Lot Less Of People In Wheelchairs After Watching This Episode. I Know I Do.

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In which we meet Brenda and Brandon's cousin from Minnesota, Bobby Wheelchair.  The reason he's in a wheelchair? Brandon.  Also, Bo...
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