Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Part 3 of Season 3, Episode 7: A Song of Myself - Brandon has zero lines in this one! YAY. Gil has far too many and they're all TRASH, just like his blotchy beard and floppy hair and I hate him so, so hard. BOO.

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I'm tired and sad and maybe the teensiest  bit hopeful? We'll see how long that last one holds out.  In other news: another week, an...
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Friday, September 12, 2025

Part 2 of Season 3, Episode 7: A Song of Myself - Andrea wears a great dress! And has a spine! And tells Brandon to go fuck himself! And Steve's mullet for sure has its own pretty substantial gravitational pull!

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Let's not mince words: things are bad.  So for a few minutes, reminisce and laugh and take a load off with the following ridiculousness....
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Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Part 1 of Season 3, Episode 7: A Song of Myself - SEPTEMBER HATH RISEN, IRL and in this very episode. Also: yet another Terrible Man© has been unleashed to torment the females and add to my ever-present and all-consuming agita.

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Noted philosopher Scheana Shay once declared, " It's all happening ." And indeed it is: it's senior year! We're headed...
Monday, August 11, 2025

Part 4 of Season 3, Episode 6: Castles in the Sand - Pour one out for summer episodes; the Beverly Hills Beach Club; Worthless Henry; and the time in your life before you heard David Silver whisper-sing the words "I love to touch."

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(Before devouring Part 4, catch all the way up with Part 1 ; Part 2 ; and Part 3 .) Just as within the show, in real life, I'm done with...
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Sunday, August 3, 2025

Part 3 of Season 3, Episode 6: Castles in the Sand - The satisfaction you'll feel at the end of this one far outweighs the mundanity (sand castle psychosis), the deceit (get all the way bent, Dylan and Kelly), and the stupidity (Steve cosplaying Jim while wearing a clown's wig on the back of his neck) that come with it.

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In case you need to catch up on your summer reading: Part 1 is here ; Part 2, right here . Garbage Person Brooke's reign of ethnocentris...
Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Part 2 of Season 3, Episode 6: Castles in the Sand - Come for the gals' timeless beach looks; stay for Brandon bringing down the hammer on Brooke's verbal hate crimes...and then his boner gets in the way and it all goes to hell, so thanks for nothing, Minnesota.

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If I don't keep writing this nonsense, I might just cry...more so.  So Tag Team, we're back again.  We're going to check it AND ...