(I posted this filthy lie early last week on social media.* I had the intention of blowing through the writing of the "Halloween" recap this weekend. Instead, on Friday night, I drank margaritas. Followed by several vodka presses. And on Saturday, in lieu of writing, I hated myself, slept on the couch, and only occasionally stirred to stuff grease-soaked grease into my mouth in the form of In-N-Out. And then I thought about writing and didn't because being horizontal was more important. In conclusion, "NEW POST UP WITHIN THE WEEK HURRAY" is a total sham, perpetrated by a delusional loser who is easily lured by the siren song of enchiladas, margaritas and Los Feliz bars crowded with boater hats and the bearded assholes who love them. All of this to say that the post will not be up by Tuesday, or any other weekday next week. But probably in like, the first week of May or something.)
Sing it, sister! Dylan's The More You Know Moment also self-servingly leads me to a shameless promotion of my next blog post, wherein I recap A Very Special Episode of Beverly Hills, 90210 about Halloween and how if you're costumed as a vampy witch, the guy who played The Jimmy on Seinfeld will try to force-feed you snack-size quesadillas and then attempt to rape you. Which you'll totally deserve, by the way. Because how can a man be expected to remember to not rape someone? I mean, really. That's a tall order. And on that note: NEW POST UP WITHIN THE WEEK HURRAY.