Sunday, March 31, 2024

Part 3 of Season 2, Episode 28: Wedding Bell Blues - THE END (of this season and my rope) IS NIGH.

HURRY!! CATCH UP!!!! Part 1: here.  Part 2: here.

Back at the Walsh Wedding Venue, Donna and Kelly enter the hubbub, Donna proclaiming it a madhouse with Kelly reasoning, "At least it's dry," and unironically wearing a possibly-denim button down adorned with cows, reminiscent of the time she thought Button Down With Pugs was the zenith of early-'90s' fashion.

The nightmare blunt rotation that is Steve, David and Brandon enter, carrying flower arrangements and scolding the girls about not aiding them in their manual labor.

Kelly exits to go clear the air with Brenda in her bedroom, and Brandon, who is OF COURSE doing the least - carrying the smallest, pint-siziest baby bouquets the florist probably had to offer; the currently in utero Spawn of Silver could schlep a heftier load - leans in and hisses in Donna's ear, "I smell trouuuuuble," after Kelly's retreating figure, like, okay, Truman Capot-not.  Nothing comes between this rhododendron-toting, gossip-mongering bitch and a cat fight.