In which let's ignore the fact that I haven't been very attentive to the blog over the last infinity (real time: 3 months) and instead take a peek at the DVD menu for this disc:
I mean, look at it.
Reeeeally look at it.
Jesus. Also: have I distracted you from my negligence yet? No? All I've done is provide you with an ample supply of night terrors for the remainder of your lives? Oh. Well, then. Carry on and...you're welcome? I guess?
So we open with umpteen shots of jack-o'-lanterns lit from within by flickering candles. Seriously, this goes on for at least 3 days. A woman's screams can also be heard on the soundtrack, totally not inappropriate or disturbing and really just in keeping with the screams Kelly will be letting out later in the episode as she's being assaulted. It's called "a theme," people. Oh, and of course no opening montage would be complete without The Sweet Ghee-tar Lick.
the time he seriously considered shaving Dylan's body of its flesh and boiling it up for a midday snack:
He continues to concern everyone by stabbing the pumpkin with the knife he's been wielding and twisting it around. AHHHHHHHHHHHNdrea's face here speaks for us all.