What could make Brandon an even more intolerable piece of shit? Drunk driving! And then after putting countless lives in danger, what could make him even worse? Acting like a straight-up DICKHEAD and basically blaming his dangerous and boorish behavior on everybody else! This is maybe the one time that I wanted someone to die a horrific death in a car accident. Or at least have their vocal cords and facial expressions completely maimed and rendered useless. Kick it.
Monday, February 25, 2013
Saturday, February 16, 2013
In which our (okay, my) beloveds get together. Finally. After what feels like INFINITY X 27 GOJILLION INFINITIES. Oh, and of course Brandon has to be a TOTAL shit-stain about it (WHAT'S NEW) and rain on everyone's parade. But mostly: SQUEEEEE. LET'S ROCK.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
In which Doogie Howser's girlfriend gets repeatedly raped by The Chaddiest Chads In All Of Chadville. This whole episode's kind of gross, you guys. I guess let's rock this bitch.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
In which Cindy totally fucks another dude. Unfortunately, it's only in her mind. Let's do this thing.
Friday, February 1, 2013
Awwwwww, yeeeeeeah. Shit’s about to get real-real in the 90210, y’all. Awesome Coked-Up Jackie is here and she’s ready to party. And ruin her daughter's life in the process. Whatever. Let’s do this.
Ugh. We start out in the newsroom, with AHHHHHHHHHHHndrea being a judgmental fuck about the upcoming West Bev Mother-Daughter fashion show. Because she sucks. And has no friends. And because her mother wants to rightfully disown her and her shitty attitude and repulsive sweater.
David: "What’d you say, man? I wasn’t listening because I’m busy plotting how to manipulate myself into a higher rank in the West Bev hierarchy. And ogling Kelly. And I’m pretty sure I’m wearing a Hypercolor shirt. Here, blow on it…"
Kelly: "Thankfully, the Awesome Coked-Up Jackie we will come to know and love is here."